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Sevencolor
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Re: When doves cry

Post by Sevencolor » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:31 pm

Mattski wrote:
dicanomi wrote:[-] *Chibi* [English]: )You want to know what's killing CS?
[-] What's driving players away? You. Congratulations.
Roxi says, "Well."
-w chibi )Dude, grow up. You piss people off ICly, they come after you ICly
[-] Write: Chibi is not receiving messages.
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+1 to both of you.

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Post by dicanomi » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:07 pm

You cannot remember being so happy.
A voice from somewhere in the room speaks: "Kill kill kill kill die die die die"
Scarling wrote:I want new stuff but not your new stuff and no I won't give any ideas for new stuff.

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Post by HackXIt » Thu Aug 25, 2016 3:36 am

Available Admins and GM's (Use @page <who> <message> to contact them).
`@my title is ...` Idle `@my tag is ...`
EVIL Shub-Niggurath (OOC) 8s Where are your false gods now?
SLUT solidus esq. (OOC) 1m L O to the L
---- Qetesh (OOC) 365d THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK.
OOC: There have been 20 players online in the last hour.
[Newbie] HackXIt says, "3 Admins online: EVIL SLUT Quetesh"
[Newbie] Qetesh says, "I'm going to kill you"
You feel a tingling in your crotch... like things are crawling over your genitals.

A little time later:
-w LadyH ))Now I know what it is.
-w LadyH ))OOC Qetesh gave this to me for calling her an evil slut. I think it's some sort of STD.
-w LadyH ))OOC I should go see marly and spread it.
-w LadyH ))You feel a tingling in your crotch... like things are crawling over your genitals.
-w LadyH ))I was stupid enough to ignore it at first...

-w LadyH ))All that is missing to this is some sort of craving for sex, as if the virus wants the character to spread. I could create an epidemic!
-w LadyH ))What a wonderful gift Ms. Qetesh, what a wonderful gift. THANKS THE GODS!
-w LadyH ))Don't quote me on that.

As always I'm pleasured by you Qetesh. Only a person like you can be as good as answer the calling for an evil slut by sucking down my crotch and injecting me worms with the gentle touch of your tongue.
GK-47 Protector opens a compartment on her thigh, draws out a mechanically, vibrating and surprisingly appearing 'life like' penis. She attaches it to her groin area and suddenly becomes a 'him'.
HackXIt says, "Whoever did that, THANK YOU! <3"

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by dicanomi » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:03 pm

Shady swings around and does dirt in eye!
Scarling wrote:I want new stuff but not your new stuff and no I won't give any ideas for new stuff.

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by jlaughter001 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:18 am

Audrey says, "Oh, Lina. That's right."
Audrey [to Nicki Rapine]: Oooh, you were friends with her, weren't you? Sorry.
You take a long draw from your drink and are immediately overwhelmed by the myriad of flavors. As the burn of the alcohol slides down your throat, you are left with a pleasant fruity aftertaste.
Nicki Rapine nods, "Yeah, but she was fucking nuts."
Nicki Rapine [to Audrey]: I got to watch the downward spiral. It was fascinating, from a certain point of view.
Audrey says, "Oh, is she dead now?"
Nicki Rapine coughs, "also she sandmanned me and had her way with me and then went to mars and she had twins so now i have catgirl daughters on the red planet."
Audrey says, "...WHAT!?!?!"
Nicki Rapine [to Audrey]: I feel like I should be more traumatized than I am.
Audrey [to Nicki Rapine]: YOU DID WHAT!?
You cough into your straw, splattering some radioactive fun-time juices.



Oh, this game is weird guys. Ya'll are weird.

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by Ptolemais » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:57 pm

Inside the Neon Hovercab
This is as clean as it gets when it comes to public transportation...and it's
not very. You can define at least three different kinds of cigarette odor,
but it's your best guess as to what kinds of alcohol have been spilled or
vomited here.
Rodrigo is visible in his pilot's chair through the plexiglass
divider between his compartment and yours.
You can go exit.
Rodrigo has a basic grasp of what you're saying, and understands words such
as, "Pleasure".

Rodrigo says, "What's the destination?"

You say, "Neon."

Rodrigo says, "I have never heard of that place in my life."

You say, "Seriously?"
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Post by HackXIt » Sun May 13, 2018 10:05 am

Not getting responses always has their reasons, well sentenced as they may be:

[-] *Connor* [Japanese]: My apologies for the delay in my response. I've been tied up this morning, or rather someone else is tied up, but they are due to my knots so I have an obligation to see it through
GK-47 Protector opens a compartment on her thigh, draws out a mechanically, vibrating and surprisingly appearing 'life like' penis. She attaches it to her groin area and suddenly becomes a 'him'.
HackXIt says, "Whoever did that, THANK YOU! <3"

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by dicanomi » Tue May 15, 2018 6:49 pm

l sooth
A small tube of some white ointment. The logo on the side (a smiling Dr. Octagon giving a huge thumbs up) seems to indicate that it's useful for rectal pain.
It appears to have about enough ointment for three uses left in it.
use sooth
You furtively rub some of your soothing ointment onto your sensitive hurt bottom.

It made me laugh. Now you can laugh too.
Scarling wrote:I want new stuff but not your new stuff and no I won't give any ideas for new stuff.

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by Jesper » Wed May 16, 2018 3:35 am

dicanomi wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 6:49 pm
l sooth
A small tube of some white ointment. The logo on the side (a smiling Dr. Octagon giving a huge thumbs up) seems to indicate that it's useful for rectal pain.
It appears to have about enough ointment for three uses left in it.
use sooth
You furtively rub some of your soothing ointment onto your sensitive hurt bottom.

It made me laugh. Now you can laugh too.
I'm surprised there's any supply left!

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Post by Chipmunk » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:25 pm

Grinner says, "Ok. Let's wrassle!"
Blair [to Grinner]: I won't even aim for your squishy bits!
Grinner [to Blair]: I gonna pull out your eyes!
Grinner taps his neck.
Grinner taps his neck.
You stretch out a little bit more.
You tap your neck.
You feel your senses heighten to razor keenness. Your brain switches into high gear, processing information and making connections at a noticeably faster rate.
You tap your neck.
You snort.
Grinner taps his neck.
Grinner taps his neck.
Grinner taps his neck.
You've never seen anyone vomit so much before! Grinner went from pale to green to making a mess all over the floor before you could even mention the sweat that broke on his brow.
Grinner seems to be writhering in his own vomit now. Yum.
Grinner slumps down in a crumpled mass of flesh -- dead!

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by the_dweez » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:43 pm

[-] *Sakiko* [English]: I commited sudoku before I hurt anyone though!

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Post by sewershark » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:49 pm

Sevencolor wrote:
Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:19 pm
dicanomi wrote:wheelchair stops its rumbling as it automatically shuts off.
[NAME REDACTED] gives the wheelchair some gas, and it roars away eastward.

I'm fucking dying.
this might be the funniest shit i've ever seen on this game!

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by Kunoichi » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:38 pm

Necroing this thread for this gem from Lewski that deserves to be a startup quote,
Lewski wrote:i only have one tactic, in this modern age. and that is to kill.

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by trooperx1 » Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:36 am

Lexy says, "Wow you guys."
Caine throws up some gang hand signals, identifying himself as a KiNG.
Lexy says, "Talk about chest power."
Lexy humps the air.

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Re: Quotes (Also Quotes)

Post by Shas » Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:31 am

From the [REDACTED], Ardire shouts in English, "Them thug niggas have arrived and it's judgement day!"
From the [REDACTED], Ardire shouts in English, "Don't be a dumb motherfucker 'cause it's crazy after dark!"
From the [REDACTED], Ardire shouts in English, "Where the true thug-niggas see your heart, niggas can't see me!"
From the [REDACTED], Ardire shouts in English, "OoooOo!"
From the [REDACTED], Ardire shouts in English, "Niggas can't see m!e"
From the [REDACTED], Ardire shouts in English, ""
From the [REDACTED], Ardire shouts in English, "Right before your eyes, I'll disappear from here!"
From the [REDACTED], Ardire shouts in English, "OoooOOoo...."
You hear the craziest things on stakeout.

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