Christmas in New Carthage

[Anaphora]

You say, "ALRIGHT! Time for the official dwarf throwing contest!"
Streisser takes a long draw from his Radioactive iced tea and his face flushes with the burn of the potent blend of alcohol.
Dice chuckles.
Shadowschild says something to Alice in an unintelligible foreign language.
Rhys coughs a few times to clear her lungs, using the back of her free hand to wipe at her lips. She aims a sheepish grin up at Solomon briefly before her attention turns back to Dice, shoulders tense.
You say, "First contestant up is OMEN!"
Shadowschild taps her glass on Alice's again, winking.
Streisser coughs. (Something in an unintelligable language.)
Streisser takes a long draw from his Radioactive iced tea and his face flushes with the burn of the potent blend of alcohol.
Omen says, "Woo!"
Raising his jug of grog to his lips, Omen tips his head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as he swallows the contents.
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Miranda tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Shadowschild tries to pay you but you don't have a credstick out to link with her.
Siren claps for Omen.
Alice blushes a little and bite her bottom lip for a moment.
Kamekona shouts, "WOOOOOO!"
Shadowschild sips her mai tai from a black plastic straw before swallowing.
You get out your credstick.
Lily applauds happily for Omen.
Raising eir jug of grog to eir lips, Tuulikki tips eir head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as e swallows the contents.
Shadowschild links credsticks with you and transfers $5000 to your account.
Omen sizes Dave the Drunken Dwarf up, "Alright then, let's do this."
Shadowschild puts her mai tai away.
Shadowschild puts her credstick away.
Shadowschild ends up dropping her mai tai as she runs out of hands.
Shadowschild stares as her mai tai shatters, alcohol scattering all over the ground of 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge.
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Arya tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Lily says, "Give 'em hell!"
Omen picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
You blink at Shadowschild. "Thank you!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Omen, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Omen, you threw me 20 feet!"
Shadowschild [to Siren]: Another drink, if you will. I was clumsy.
Raising eir jug of grog to eir lips, Tuulikki tips eir head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as e swallows the contents.
Omen says, "Gah, less than the practice!"
Solomon golfs clap approvingly towards Omen.
Shadowschild [to Audrey]: Tis the season, yes?
You say, "Each contestant has the option to throw Dave the Drunken Dwarf TWICE! The highest score will be used."
Omen says, "I can go again?"
Lily says, "Ooooh. Again Omen! Again!"
Kamekona pumps his fist in the air, "Omen!"
You nod to Omen.
Omen grins.
Streisser says something to Omen in an unintelligible foreign language.
Siren prepares a mai tai at the drink cart.
Raising his jug of grog to his lips, Omen tips his head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as he swallows the contents.
Siren hands a mai tai to Shadowschild.
Omen picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Lily says, "Give him the REAL Omen!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Omen, you son of a bitch!"
Tuulikki [to Iris]: How are you?
Shadowschild leans into Alice. "Are you going to give him a throw?"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Omen, you threw me 23 feet!"
Alice turns to watch the sport and set her drink down a momen to applaud.
Shadowschild [to Siren]: I do appreciate it, love.
Raising his jug of grog to his lips, Dice tips his head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as he swallows the contents.
Shadowschild smiles at Siren.
Iris [to Tuulikki]: Good, just.. not 100% sure what to do..
Shadowschild sips her mai tai from a black plastic straw before swallowing.
Omen nods a few times, "Alright, I'll take it."
Streisser takes position next to a particularly tall table.
Tuulikki [to Iris]: Same, besides drink.
You applaud for Omen, watching as Dave the Drunken Dwarf staggers a few steps across the room.
Lorenzo says, "This is... a satisfying event."
You say, "Next up: Willie, who apparently doesn't know how to play poker!"
Kamekona [to Lorenzo]: You're goddamn right it is.
Streisser enunciates, "Should I go fetch my deck and arrange for fireworks?"
Miranda smiles.
Streisser looks at his chronometer.
Siren looks at Tuulikki and Iris. "The idea is to socialise and meet new people. Talk to friends, and have fun. No more than that really."
Lily [to Streisser]: Fireworks?
Willie clasps his hands together, shaking loose some dust as he approaches poor Dave the Drunken Dwarf.
Willie [to Dave the Drunken Dwarf]: Yeet motherfeller
Willie picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Tuulikki listens to Siren, then look around.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Streisser turns to Lily, his mask's display changing to... a picture of a sattelite?
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Willie, you son of a bitch!"
Iris [to Siren]: Just not the most familiar with that stuff..
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Willie, you threw me 27 feet!"
Shadowschild glances over her shoulder and grins at Siren. "Always good to meet new people..."
Shadowschild sips her mai tai from a black plastic straw before swallowing.
Alice sips her mai tai from a black plastic straw before swallowing.
Omen [to Willie]: Well done.
Siren [to Iris]: Only way ya learn is practice hun. Channel ya inner me.
Lily claps politely for Willie.
Siren grins at Iris.
Willie [to Dave the Drunken Dwarf]: One more for good measurin
Shadowschild [to Alice]: You're right. This is good.
Willie picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Iris chuckles.
Audrey gives a low whistle. "And just like he does in poker, Willie comes in and sweeps the table!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Willie, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Willie, you threw me 27 feet!"
You are in excellent health.
Omen says, "Least he's consistent."
Kamekona claps his hands together, "Damn. Willie Pete! Deadly in the octagon and the scourge of dwarves!"
Lily says, "Huh! Consistent!"
Willie says, "Well it ain't no Solomon toss, but that fellers damn near twice my size."
Tuulikki [to Iris]: Socializing, you mean?
Alice grins to Shadowschild and sweep a quick curtsey.
Streisser kneels by Dave the Drunken Dwarf, performing a quick diagnosis.
You say, "Okay! Next up, we have our own lovely bartender, Siren!"
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Lily tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Shadowschild flushes faintly... all over, as the skimpy sapphire dress she is wearing reveals with great clarity.
Shadowschild grins at Alice.
Iris nods to Tuulikki.
Dice chuckles at Rhys.
Siren steps out from behind the cart and rolls up her non-existent sleeves.
Alice applauds Siren!
Siren picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Siren, you son of a bitch!"
Rhys scoffs at Dice lightly.
Shadowschild watches with interest.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Siren, you threw me 18 feet!"
Omen [to Siren]: Ya got this!
Shadowschild says, "Oh, not bad...!"
Kamekona grins at Siren, "Slipped outa your grip. He's cagey!"
Siren tries to grab the dwarf by the ankles for a spinning throw!
Siren picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Lily tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Siren, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Siren, you threw me 21 feet!"
Kamekona says, "There ya go!"
Siren pumps a fist into the air. "Whooo!"
Omen claps for Siren.
Arya whistles at Siren with a soft clap.
Shadowschild claps gently so as not to spill her drink, but with enthusiasm. "Very nice!"
Siren gives a little bow and smiles happily.
You applaud Siren loudly. "A fantastic try by Siren! Next up: Arya!"
Kamekona says, "Ringer! Got a ringer here!"
You say, "So far, the winner is still Willie. Can he be beat?!"
Streisser enunciates, "Willie Pete. Willie Beat."
Arya strolls up the the Dave the drunken Dwarf. "Sorry bout this little guy."
Streisser enunciates, "Willie... Peat?"
Arya picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Arya, you son of a bitch!"
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Rhys tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Arya, you threw me 26 feet!"
Lily says, "Willie's Neat"
Solomon glides around the crowd towards Iris and Tuulikki. Stooping down to talk, he says "Howdy. Thanks for comin' out tonight."
Shadowschild whistles softly.
Willie chuckles at Streisser.
Kamekona winces, "So close!"
Alice says, "People trying to beat willie is a fairly ordinary night here I think."
You say, "OH! So close! One more try!"
Arya picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Arya, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Arya, you threw me 29 feet!"
Shadowschild says, "Oh! She beat him!"
Alice says, "Wow!"
Kamekona says, "Damn!"
You say, "And ARYA KNOCKS WILLIE OUT OF FIRST PLACE!"
Shadowschild laughs.
Omen says, "Hot damn!"
Shadowschild says, "VERY nice!"
Willie gasps.
Willie applauds Arya.
Shadowschild claps, laughing.
Streisser enunciates, "Anyone have a smoke?"
Lily claps excitedly.
Arya chuckles softly.
Kamekona claps loudly for Arya.
Dice hands a pack of smokes to Streisser.
Streisser [to Dice]: Thanks.
Lily grins at Dice.
Streisser puts his Radioactive iced tea away.
Streisser removes a cigarette from the pack of smokes.
Streisser ends up dropping his Radioactive iced tea as he runs out of hands.
Streisser stares as his Radioactive iced tea shatters, alcohol scattering all over the ground of 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge.
Omen [to Streisser]: Ya want cigs or a cobra?
Streisser [to Omen]: ... cobra, why not?
Rhys eyes Streisser cautiously.
Miranda applauds.
You say, "Next up is the incredibly attractive and charismatic Mr. Spartacus Jones, whom I am completely not biased in the least about!"
Kamekona puts his jug of grog on the drink cart.
You are in excellent health.
Alice chuckles quietly.
Kamekona shrugs his vest from his shoulders, removing it.
Streisser puts his pack of smokes away.
Streisser puts his cigarette away.
Kamekona puts his black leather vest away.
Omen hands a cobra to Streisser.
Dice puts his snow globe away.
Streisser lights a cobra, smiling like dreamers tend to do.
Streisser affixes the cobra to his mask's ventilation system.
Streisser takes a deep drag from his cobra, waits a moment, then exhales slowly.
Kamekona struts toward Dave the Drunken Dwarf, arms held wide, turning in a lazy circle and vamping for the crowd.
Streisser takes a deep drag from his cobra, waits a moment, then exhales slowly.
Dice gets out his cigarette.
Kamekona picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Streisser takes a deep drag from his cobra, waits a moment, then exhales slowly.
Dice flicks his lighter.
Dice lights a cigarette.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dice takes a drag on his cigarette.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Kamekona, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Kamekona, you threw me 26 feet!"
Shadowschild chuckles.
Kalli arrives from the east.
Alice says, "Oooh, close..."
Shadowschild says, "Almost but not quite!"
Kalli dashes in! "Hi I here!"
Solomon waves at Kalli.
Dice puts his cigarette away.
Streisser hands a cigarette to Dice.
Kamekona gives Dave the Drunken Dwarf a dirty look, "I know she paid ya!"
Dice puts his cigarette away.
Streisser hands a pack of smokes to Dice.
Kamekona picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Audrey gasps. "I did no such thing!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Kamekona, you son of a bitch!"
Streisser [to Dice]: Thanks, but, cobra.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Kamekona, you threw me 28 feet!"
Shadowschild laughs at Kamekona'' antics.
Willie says, "Well hot damn"
Dice shoves the cork into his jug of grog's opening and hammers it in with the heel of his palm.
Dice gets out his cigarette.
Dice ends up dropping his jug of grog as he runs out of hands.
Dice stares as his jug of grog shatters, potent alcohol scattering all over the ground of 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge.
You say, "Mr. Jones comes in just shy of Arya for second place!"
Dice takes a drag on his cigarette.
Omen nods to Kalli.
Kamekona turns toward the crowd and flexes, popping his pecs and making them dace! Up-down-up-down-up-down alternating!
Kalli whistles!
Streisser stares at Kamekona. "... fascinating."
Shadowschild chuckles at Streisser.
Solomon [to Kamekona]: Alrighty there Mr. Pectacular.
Alice tilts her head back and cackle.
You laugh so hard you have to hold onto the cart for balance, seemingly more at Streisser's reaction than Kamekona's dancing pecs.
Siren [to Kamekona]: I could do that with my boobs, but I don't get paid for that kinda show!
Streisser remains oblivious to this.
Shadowschild grins at Siren. "You could get paid..."
Kamekona [to Solomon]: I'd like to see you chuck the little fucker like that when you're pushin fifty!
Kalli looks down at her chest thoughtfully.
Omen [to Rhys]: Want a cobra?
Shadowschild grins at Kalli.
Rhys [to Omen]: What's a cobra..?
Audrey regains her composure finally and straightens, giving the bells on her boots a little shake. "Well, if you can't beat 'em, distract 'em with your muscular chest. Next up is Lily!"
Solomon [to Kamekona]: Shit, wont be long!
Dice [to Rhys]: Free drugs s'free.
Omen hands a cobra to Rhys.
Miranda sways her hips a little to jingle and jangle.
Omen says, "Fuck it, anyone else want a cobra?"
Dice flicks his lighter.
Dice lights a cobra, smiling like dreamers tend to do.
Lily blinks. "Wait what really? Fuck me why did I say yes to that."
You are in excellent health.
Solomon glances towards Dave the Drunken Dwarf, "Though I dunno if lil Davie gonna be around by then."
Kamekona turns toward Arya, a broad smile on his face, hand held out, "Hell of a toss!"
Shadowschild grins at Lily.
Dice [to Rhys]: Smoke up, chica.
Audrey [to Lily]: It's all in good fun!
You are in excellent health.
Lily says, "Well hold onto your butts! Going to blow you all away!"
Dice takes a drag on his cigarette.
Omen [to Dice]: Ya want one?
Rhys eyes the slim cigarette-looking thing she holds between two fingers, shrugging once and bringings it up to her lips.
Alice cheers Lilliana.
Rhys takes a deep drag from her cobra, waits a moment, then exhales slowly.
[-] *Solomon* [English]: So Arya won?
The cobra burns out.
Streisser [to Lily]: Lift with your legs, not your back!
Lily strides up with a huge measure of completely unearned confidence.
Rhys coughs softly on the exhale.
Arya claps a hand with Kamekona while giving a slight bow of her head. "Thank you. He looks heavier than he seems."
Lily picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dice [to Omen]: Nah, nah. Smokes an' zots are my bit. Booze s'always a plus.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
[-] Write: 'We still got Lily and Iris left.' sent to user Solomon in English.
Shadowschild sips her mai tai from a black plastic straw before swallowing.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Lily, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Lily, you threw me 11 feet!"
Dice chuckles.
Alice sips her mai tai from a black plastic straw before swallowing.
Audrey whistles loudly.
Shadowschild [to Lily]: Better than I could do!
Dice [to Omen]: Cobras are on very, *very* rare occasions.
[-] *Solomon* [English]: Decker arms!
Shadowschild is barely taller than the dwarf.
Streisser [to Dice]: I have a box with about fifty of them back home.
Rhys passes the cobra back over to Omen after.
Rhys hands a cobra to Omen.
Omen takes a deep drag from his cobra, waits a moment, then exhales slowly.
Kamekona [to Lily]: Good effort Lil!
Audrey [to Lily]: You still get one more try!
Alice [to Shadowschild]: Right? Dunno where all this 'dwarf' shit is coming from, he looks like a normal height to me
Lily flexes, displaying all those huge and very non-existent muscles.
Streisser lights a cobra, smiling like dreamers tend to do.
Dice [to Streisser]: Eh, I've got half a dozen or so. An' some acid, for kicks.
Streisser takes a deep drag from his cobra, waits a moment, then exhales slowly.
Lily says, "Hell yeah I do!"
Omen says, "Fuck I love acid.."
Lily picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
You say, "Yeah, theres not nearly enough drugs at this party."
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Lily, you son of a bitch!"
Miranda chuckles and eyes Lily dreamily.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Lily, you threw me 13 feet!"
Streisser [to Dice]: The real kick is with Blue-18.
Alice pulls a lace thread on her skirt, opening pockets between the folds.
Omen [to Audrey]: I got some cobras if ya wanna hand 'em out.
Lily laughs.
Solomon says, "I'll be back."
Kamekona [to Siren]: Tell you what. You smack poor Dave with them things and I don't think he'll care if you punt him cross the room!
Kalli says, "I gotta refresh my drug supply..."
Dice [to Streisser]: Which s'*prohibitively* expensive t'me.
Shadowschild passes behind Alice, trailing a finger gently across her shoulders as she do so Alice knows not to step back into her. She leans in to agree. "Its all these giant men."
Alice slips a hand between the folds of her skirt, and withdraws a viper from between the layers.
Solomon goes east.
Lily says, "I get stronger with each passing moment!"
Alice pulls tight the lace folds of her dress.
Kalli ponders!
Alice lights a viper.
Alice closes her eyes and takes a deep drag from her viper.
Alice disposes of a viper as it burns itself out.
Kalli goes east.
You say, "Nice job, Lily! And last but not least, unless we got any stragglers who wanna give it a shot, is IRIS!"
Streisser [to Dice]: It's prohibitively expensive for everyone. It hardly gets better even in bulk.
Alice says, "Oh, yeah! C'mon, Iris!"
Streisser [to Dice]: At least the cartridges run ten pumps each.
Kamekona says, "Iris! The wildcard!"
Lily stumbles over to the wall and plant herself triumphantly next to Miranda.
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Lily tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Omen takes a deep drag from his cobra, waits a moment, then exhales slowly.
Dice [to Streisser]: ...Only ten? Fuckin' *hell.*
Omen passes the cobra back to Rhys.
Omen hands a cobra to Rhys.
Streisser enunciates, "Dazzle ones are five!"
Kamekona picks up a jug of grog from the drink cart.
Iris nods walking up with a heavy trenchcoat, flexing her hands abit before grabbing the Dave the Drunken Dwarf and flinging them!
Raising his jug of grog to his lips, Kamekona tips his head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as he swallows the contents.
Dice says, "Eesh..."
Raising his jug of grog to his lips, Willie tips his head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as he swallows the contents.
Streisser enunciates, "Drugs: very expensive."
Iris picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Iris, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Iris, you threw me 9 feet!"
Iris picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Iris, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Iris, you threw me 14 feet!"
Dice grins at Rhys.
Lily cheers loudly for Iris.
Shadowschild says, "Whoo!"
Kamekona raises the glass jug to Iris, murky liquid and fruit sloshing around inside it, "Iris! Wooooo!"
Alice says, "Huh, almost doubled."
Shadowschild says, "Fourteen! Nice!"
Iris says, "Dont know what happened one the first one."
Iris chuckles.
Tuulikki [to Iris]: Well done.
Audrey hops from foot to foot, causing her red and green elf boots to give out a cascade of noise as all the tiny bells ring out cheerfully.
You are in excellent health.
Kamekona says, "Told ya, he's wiggly."
You say, "Alright! Last chance if anyone else wants to join the contest!"
Rhys eases back in a slouched lean against the enormous Miranda tree, her posture sagging some in relaxation.
Lorenzo [to Audrey]: I would like to try.
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat arrives from the east.
Omen nods to short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat.
Kamekona says, "Easy!"
Shadowschild smiles at short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat.
You finger-gun Lorenzo. "Next up is LORENZO!"
Alice wiggles fingers to short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat.
Kamekona points to short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat and then to Dave the Drunken Dwarf, "Easy!"
Lorenzo walks over to the Dave the Drunken Dwarf, picking him up by the face.
The cobra burns out.
Raising his jug of grog to his lips, Kamekona tips his head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as he swallows the contents.
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat comes pacing in, lifting a bottle to her lips and feverishly turning her gaze around at everyone.
The cigarette burns out.
Lorenzo picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Lorenzo, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Lorenzo, you threw me 22 feet!"
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat takes a drink from her bottle of whiskey, and grimaces.
Dice puts his pack of smokes away.
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Lily tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Dice flicks his lighter.
Dice lights a cigarette.
Lorenzo picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dice takes a drag on his cigarette.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Lorenzo, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Lorenzo, you threw me 26 feet!"
Shadowschild grins at Lorenzo.
Omen says, "Not bad at all."
Shadowschild says, "Not too shabby!"
Kamekona says, "Holy shit. Lookit the new guy!"
You say, "Holyyy shit! The new guy came outta left field with the dwarf tossing!"
Lorenzo says, "I have tried."
Kamekona claps Lorenzo on the shoulder, "Good job new guy!"
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat takes a drink from her bottle of whiskey, and grimaces.
Alice says, "Good showing."
You say, "Alright! Looks like that's everyone. If you want a shot at throwing Dave the Drunken Dwarf, speak now or forever hold you peace!"
Shadowschild pulls the black plastic straw out of her mai tai, and tilts the glass back to finish it off. She sets the glass down and wipes her upper lip where the ice left a watery moustache.
Shadowschild says, "I'd like to try!"
Alice pulls the black plastic straw out of her mai tai, and tilts the glass back to finish it off. She sets the glass down and wipes her upper lip where the ice left a watery moustache.
Solomon arrives from the east.
Solomon puts his credstick away.
Shadowschild says, "just to see if I can even pick him up!"
The cobra burns out.
Alice says, "Oh yeah!"
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat goes for another drink, remaining dead quiet for some reason and kind you just loitering somewhere near the entry.
Kamekona nudges short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat toward Dave the Drunken Dwarf.
Lily [to Shadowschild]: If I can pick him up, pretty much anyone can!
You say, "Contestant number nine: Let's hear it for Shadowschild!"
Shadowschild grins at Alice. "You can go first."
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat goes for another drink, remaining dead quiet for some reason and kinda just loitering somewhere near the entry.
Shadowschild [to Lily]: i'm a great deal smaller than you!
Solomon shouts, "EASY EASY EASY"
Rhys picks out Dice in the crowd and lifts her left hand to give him the finger, a stiletto inked along it.
You notice short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat looking at you.
Dice grins at Rhys.
Lily [to Shadowschild]: Arm wrestle me and you'll understand.
Tuulikki looks towards short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat for a moment, then take another drink.
Raising eir jug of grog to eir lips, Tuulikki tips eir head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as e swallows the contents.
Alice [to Shadowschild]: Oh, no, be my guest.
Shadowschild grins.
Shadowschild steps up to Dave the Drunken Dwarf and considers him a moment, then shrugs. "Sorry, mate!"
Shadowschild picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Shadowschild, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Shadowschild, you threw me 18 feet!"
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Rhys tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Shadowschild blinks.
Dice blinks.
Shadowschild says, "damn. he's lighter than he looks."
Alice says, "Ooh1 Good distance!"
Siren claps "Good throw."
Shadowschild laughs.
You say, "Try number two!"
Shadowschild says, "Oh, I get to go again?"
Shadowschild laughs.
Shadowschild says, "all right."
Shadowschild picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
You say, "Every contestant gets two tries."
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Shadowschild, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Shadowschild, you threw me 18 feet!"
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Rhys tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Shadowschild chuckles.
Streisser [to Audrey]: If you wouldn't mind, could I have a go as well? I feel like we need some comedic relief after some genuinely good attempts.
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Lily tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Alice says, "A respedrable performance."
Shadowschild bumps hips with Willie as she walks past. "Lets hear it for consistency!"
Kamekona grins at Streisser, "Oh HELL yes!"
Alice furrows her brow and look at her empty glass.
Audrey [to Streisser]: Be my guest!
Shadowschild grins at Alice.
Streisser walks up to Dave the Drunken Dwarf. Despite being taller, he somehow still looks far more fragile. "Alright, time to make an ass of myself."
Siren [to Alice]: Refill hun?
Raising his jug of grog to his lips, Omen tips his head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as he swallows the contents.
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat is now standing here by the entryway with a couple bottles of whiskey.
You say, "Up next, the doctor himself!"
Streisser picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Streisser, you son of a bitch!"
Raising his jug of grog to his lips, Kamekona tips his head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as he swallows the contents.
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Streisser, you threw me 5 feet!"
Alice [to Siren]: Please.
Audrey claps her hand over her mouth, giggling.
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat takes a drink from her bottle of whiskey, and grimaces.
Streisser bursts out laughing!
Siren prepares a mai tai at the drink cart.
Siren hands a mai tai to Alice.
You say, "Oh man, that's PATHETIC."
Shadowschild grins at Streisser.
Shadowschild [to Streisser]: Again!
Alice sips her mai tai from a black plastic straw before swallowing.
Solomon laughs.
Siren smiles warmly at Alice. "There ya go."
Streisser doubles over, stumbling over to Dave the Drunken Dwarf. "I am sorry, my friend, I truly am!"
Streisser picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Streisser, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Streisser, you threw me 13 feet!"
Alice [to Siren]: Thanks much,
Kamekona raises the glass jug in the air, "Doc Streisser!"
Streisser trips and fall!
You say, "WHOA!"
Lily says, "C'mon... WOO!"
Shadowschild says, "THERE you go!"
Streisser stretches out on the ground.
Alice [to Streisser]: Hey, you improved!
Omen says, "Ayy, that was a solid one!"
Siren claps for Streisser "Yey, go doc."
Lily claps ecstatically for Streisser.
The cigarette burns out.
You say, "Oh, I think his tripping got Dave to go further."
Shadowschild [to Alice]: you need a go.
Streisser turns over. "I am fine!"
Shadowschild [to short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat]: So do you!
Lorenzo gives the snow globe a few vigorous shakes, then gazes into it, mesmerized.
Alice snickers. "Check the comtag, dear."
Audrey [to Streisser]: I'd say I'll get a doc but you're the only one here!
Short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat shakes her head very slowly at Shadowschild, "Nope."
You recognize short waspish woman wearing a sleek black 'ACIDGUARD' raincoat as Easy from her voice.
Lily [to Streisser]: Wait shit. Now that means we're tied for score.
Shadowschild [to Easy]: Why not, love? Its fun!
Streisser [to Audrey]: I can provide a sandman for therapeutic purposes. I think.
Kamekona gives a wink to Easy, "C'mon, Easy!"
As Streisser twitches his left hand, a small compartment opens there, revealing a Sandman syringe.
Streisser inserts his Sandman syringe into a chrome door in his left hand, which quickly clicks shut.
You squint at Streisser. "I'm not going to sandman you."
Streisser enunciates, "I just might sandman myself!"
Solomon [to Streisser]: Now it's a party.
Dice chuckles.
Shadowschild [to Streisser]: I'll do it if you want.
Shadowschild grins at Streisser.
Alice says, "And then you'll inject him with sandman?"
You say, "Alright, I suppose that concludes our special Christmas dwarf throwing contest!"
Rainbows glimmer and shatter in sparkling glee as Siren idly slides a hand down a hip, smoothing out her shimmering gown.
Streisser [to Shadowschild]: Much appreciated, but I'll do it later when I have to sleep. That's when the voices come, you see.
Streisser stands up.
Shadowschild says, "Alice needs to go!"
You stop and turn to look at Alice. "Oh! You gonna go?"
Siren cheers for Alice.
Kamekona laughs, "Cecilia told me a story once. She sandmanned somebody. Think it mighta been OneTwo? Then slapped about ninety credaline derms on him."
Shadowschild encourages. "Come on, Alice!"
Easy takes a drink from her bottle of whiskey, and grimaces.
Alice shakes her head and grin. "Do these look like dwarf-liftin' fingers to you?"
Easy takes a drink from her bottle of whiskey, and grimaces.
Easy takes a drink from her bottle of whiskey, and grimaces.
Siren [to Alice]: Sure they do!
Kalli arrives from the east.
Streisser [to Kamekona]: Did this OneTwo swear off violence for life?
Shadowschild [to Alice]: The doctor did it. You can do it!
Audrey [to Alice]: Did you see the doc just now?
Kalli sliiiiiiiiides back in!
Alice hands a mai tai to Shadowschild.
Kamekona [to Streisser]: Dunno, but she shot him in the dick too, so he swore off somethin.
Alice says, "Fine."
Rhys peers over at Kalli and takes mental note of yet another fox girl in the vicinity.
Streisser snorts.
Shadowschild grins at Alice.
Kamekona shouts, "ALICE!"
Shadowschild cheers.
Alice says, "Here goes less than nothing!"
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Miranda tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Kalli bounces!
Shadowschild says, "Go, Alice, Go!"
You say, "Yesss! Ladies and gentlemen, last but CERTAINLY not least, the lovely Lady Helitrope, my dear friend Alice!"
[-] *Spartacus* [English]: Gonna toss you....
Siren winks at Rhys "Told ya."
Alice trieses to haul the Dave the Drunken Dwarf who can't be less than 90% of her height...
Alice picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Alice, you son of a bitch!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Alice, you threw me 14 feet!"
Siren [to Alice]: Well damn, look at ya go!
Shadowschild screams, "WHOO!"
Alice staggers to a stop. "Huh."
Shadowschild says, "You did it!"
Shadowschild says, "try again!"
Alice picks up Dave the Drunken Dwarf and tosses them across the room!
Dave the Drunken Dwarf soars across 'The Boardroom' Gentlemen's Club - Poker Lounge, arms and legs flailing about wildly!
You say, "See? And this is why you should never underestimate yourself!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf screams, "Aaaaaahhhh! Alice, you son of a bitch!"
Kamekona laughs and shake his head, "Woah!"
Dave the Drunken Dwarf gets up and dusts himself off, "Can't believe I'm not even getting paid for this. Alice, you threw me 6 feet!"
Easy puffs a pretty heavy breath out after guzzling down more whiskey, swaying a bit in place.
Shadowschild bounces with excitment.
Kalli giggles.
Shadowschild laughs, cheering.
Shadowschild says, "You did good!"
Alice says, "That's more what I expected."
You clap enthusiastically for Alice.
Alice ambles back over to Shadowschild with a wiggle of the hips.
Shadowschild approaches Alice to give back the drink, and gives Alice a hug. "Very nice!"
Shadowschild hands a mai tai to Alice.
You say, "Alright! I'm pleased to announce that the winner of the dwarf-throwing contest is ARYA with an unbeatable TWENTY NINE FEET!"
Shadowschild [to Alice]: Had more in you than you thought, aye?
Alice grins and let her cheek brush against Shadowschild as we hug, then take a sip of the drink.
Siren whistles for Arya. "Whoo"
Shadowschild turns to cheer Arya. "Whoo! Nice job!"
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Rhys tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Arya flexes her arms before taking a bow.
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Rhys tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Alice waves her hand in the air and cheer Arya.
Miranda applauds Arya.
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Rhys tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Raising her jug of grog to her lips, Lily tips her head back and takes a deep swig, grimmacing as she swallows the contents.
Kamekona raises the glass jug in the air, its contents sloshing about, "Arya! Fuckin BEAST MODE!"
Arya says, "Thank ya thank ya!"
Lorenzo [to Arya]: Congratulations, your strength is commendable.
Rhys attempts to chug her drink, though without much success.
Solomon [to Arya]: You win the grand prize!