Best @History Ever?

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Best @History Ever?

Post by jlaughter001 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:22 pm

I think so.

For Ninja...



He grew up on the dojo. The dojo of the hood. The hood dojo. Maybe above the Pleasure Dome, maybe in the Ghetto (if there's a difference.) Who knows? He might be the son of a whore, or your son (if you're a whore), or possibly the ill-gotten son of a prostitute. NOBODY KNOWS. What is know, is that he is Ninja.
He's not a particularly good Ninja. That's just what people called him...you know, 'them.' The kids who he grew up with (also bastards (not quite ninjas)) called him that. Because he was white, non-athletic, somewhat effiminate, and because it was mean. Mean and hurtful. But, they would RUE THE DAY (who says 'Rue the day?' +cool for getting the reference). Ninja would show them...he would...he would...
Why, he would devote himself to school. He would earn D+'s where the other kids failed, dropped out, and became Jerk's addicted to Synth-Coke and Yellows. He would OVERCOME the status-quo! He would NOT be a typical member of New Carthage's Generation X(X). He would LEARN the cool shiny chrome that kids like to put into themselves(and have ripped out of their lifeless bodies later). BETTER YET! Ninja would BE the person who put the cool shiny chrome inside of them, and then later rip said same cool shiny chrome out of their lifeless bodies later! And get PAID FOR IT!
WHO'S THE NINJA NOW! HA! HA! HAHAHAHA!
The end. Or the beginning?

Drago

Post by Drago » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:55 am

I'd say its a pretty good start but your missing the sex addiction and the criminsal record for illegal cyberdoc practices.

And also his imaginary friend bowlingbagbob.

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Post by jlaughter001 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:17 am

This has been fixed in later characters. All of them ended badly.

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